i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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