like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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