If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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