Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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