I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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