you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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