Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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