Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think people are normalizing furries
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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