i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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