My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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