my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You surviving the open bar?
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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