next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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