how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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