Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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