brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
