I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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