Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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