Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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