i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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