Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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