His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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