So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Buhtt sex?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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