we're blogging at a bar
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I have post one night stand depression
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