3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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