Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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