i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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