Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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