I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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