So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.