So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.