She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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