Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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