They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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