Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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