It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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