a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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