Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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