I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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