Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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