yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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