At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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