I just threw up on my dentist
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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