i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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