literally had 100 drinks last night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
They have beer where we have blood.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
