everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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