I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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