I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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