did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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