That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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