Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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