i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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