Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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