Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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