so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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