I'm going to jail i love you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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