My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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