I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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