I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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